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Hello from the Writing Attic!

It’s official. I’m a free bird in this attic with no library paycheck to save me!

To celebrate (or commiserate), I’m giving a free annual subscription to Poets & Writers Magazine to one of you lucky ducks! Who will it be? What will the random number generator decide?? Check your email — it may just be you.

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Special Announcement:

I’ll be teaching So You Want To Write a Picture Book with The Porch on Saturday, May 15 via Zoom!

If you’ve ever thought about writing illustrated texts for children, this crash course class is for you. We’ll cover common misconceptions, how publishing picture books works (it’s a different animal for sure), and we’ll look at the books out there right now.

Only $50. And I’m giving discounts on picture book consultations to anyone who attends the class. Offer never expires. So sign up!

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Now, let’s gossip.

 

Submission Success Story — “Stone Baby” in Washington Square Review (Spring 2019)

This story is pretty special to me. It remains one of my most favorite pieces I’ve ever written and definitely ushered in a new wave of voice and style for me. The best part? It exploded onto the page when drafting, like it was just waiting to be set free.

In 2015, two things happened. I stumbled across a story about elderly women who were discovered to have fossilized fetuses still present in their wombs, an unknown stillbirth that was never delivered. Then, two dear friends of mine suffered their own stillbirth event in the eighth month of pregnancy. Watching them navigate that grief (and still navigate it today) left little crumbs in my mind that hung around. I wrote one opening line—”My sister, she is pregnant with a baby made of stone” and stashed it on the desktop of my computer, not to be revived until 2018.

In 2018, finished with my book draft and craving something new, I opened up that little line. It still pulsed, radiant with energy. I sat down and spat out the rest of the story, nearly fully-formed. One clean-up draft later and it was on submission.

This almost never happens. Drafting short stories requires lots of editing passes. I usually do about four or five before I get to a place where I’m ready to submit. But every once in a while, magic happens.

“Stone Baby” was born.

Here are the details: 

 

Total time spent on submission (i.e., how long it took from very first submission to acceptance): 179 days (6 months)

Response time from Washington Square Review: 74 days

Total rejections received before an acceptance: 23

Pay: Contributor copies of the issue it appeared in

See the issue here.

 

Writers Ask: How do I know when it’s time to give up on a piece?

Oy, y’all. This is the question I get asked more often than not.

Here’s the thing that I try to impress on writers new to the industry as much as possible—rejections are not personal. It is a numbers game, more than anything else.

Think about this: you have about 1,000 literary journals out there taking in thousands of submissions and about about 1-3% of those submissions are going to get accepted simply because of space on the page and editor time/journal funding. So when someone asks me if it’s time to give up on a piece, the first thing I ask is: How many times have you submitted it? If the answer is less than ten or even twenty, you need to give the piece more chances.

As long as you’re following submission guidelines and sending your best possible work, chances are your piece just needs to hit with the right editor. And there are all kinds of subjective issues at play — maybe they just accepted another piece on the same subject as yours, maybe it doesn’t fit the theme they happened to decide for the journal, etc. These are things outside of your control.

Look again at the numbers of the submission above. Six months! Twenty-three rejections!

But I know you. You need a cold, hard answer. Here’s a rule of thumb:

  • If your piece has received more than ten form rejections with no higher tier or personal rejections in the mix (here’s an explainer on that), your piece may need more editing.

  • If you have received a mix of form, higher-tier, and personalized rejections, you just need to find the right editor. Keep going.

  • If you still don’t find a home after twenty or more rejections and several months on submission, look back at the work and see if you don’t see some potential edits. Time tends to reveal the whoopsies.

Anyway, here’s a Writers Ask piece I wrote about how long it took for me to get my agent for my book. (Three years, three full revisions with one completely failed attempt, and plenty of blood, sweat, and tears.)

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(Do you have a writing question? Email me at lisa@allthingswords.com and I may feature it in an upcoming newsletter.)

 

Must-Have Resource: The Porch, Nashville’s Independent Literary Center

The summer class line-up is live, y’all.

Okay, yes. This one is a SHAMELESS plug. But what Katie and Susannah have built here in Nashville is incredible. In the handful of classes I have taken with The Porch, I have written and published fiction that got nominated for Best Small Fictions, developed and pubbed Save St. Marks with The Rumpus, and learned how to pitch properly so I can land in publications like Business Insider (coming soon.)

So yeah, these classes are worth it. And I’ll be teaching three of them!

So You Want To Write a Picture Book? (One day)

The Business of Creative Writing (Four weeks)

Welcome to Kidlit! (Three weeks)

Get your spot reserved and sign up now. These suckers fill up.

 

Wins!

I hit a personal record on Tuesday with the publication of three freelance pieces in one day. (Woof!)

“How To Write a Cover Letter That Won’t Kill You” for Lit Reactor

“How to Negotiate Your Kid’s School Tuition” for Parents Magazine

“I’m Your Local Pandemic Librarian—How Can I Help?” for Romper (I LOVE this one.)

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Friend of the fam, Kim Baldwin, put out episode one of season three of Ladyland! She interviews Odessa Kelly, director of Stand Up Nashville and new candidate for Congress. There was a lot of happy screaming from me while listening to this episode. You need to give it a listen, especially if you care about equity among public servants.

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Do you have some good news? Email me at lisa@allthingswords.com. I love to hear it!

 

That’s all, folks.

Adios amigos, and may the wind keep your back.

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